thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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