Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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