And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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