i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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