Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
tell me about the eggs
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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