Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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