Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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