ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just saw a hot homeless man
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Randomize
