Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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