I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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