Do you still have your period?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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