I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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