I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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