Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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