I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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