You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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