Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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