the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
God I need to hump something, right now.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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