Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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