is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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