I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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