Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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