Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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