walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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