I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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