I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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