S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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