discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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