So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
