hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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