it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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