no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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