He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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