My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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