My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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