Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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