I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
my poor anus
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
