belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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