Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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