do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
Randomize