am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Small penises have feelings too.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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