I've blown a few things in my day
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Be still, my beating vagina.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
This baby is an asshole
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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