Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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