in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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