So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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