Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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