We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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