You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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