i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i just made my gag reflex go away.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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