I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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