Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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