North Korea, Best Korea!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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