My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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