So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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