When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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